fadeintocase:

gamefreakdude:

literally what the xbox one conference sounded like to me

xbox, go home

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

th3naikst3r:

Such a classic! 👌

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pleatedjeans:

24 Parents Who Are Doing it Right

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

reproduece:

today i accidently wrote my url instead of my name on my test

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

attractiveblogger:

everyone is tagging nsfw but only like 7 people on tumblr even have a job

alxesi:

will.i.pm

youdontlanadelsay:

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast

ledzeppelin341:

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

Is that Carlos Mencio?

celestial-awkwardness:

citilights:

celestial-awkwardness:

Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”

MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING

Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling